Years and years ago, I was afraid to go into a women's bar, got my courage up, and I was promptly picked on by a bunch of mullet-headed bulldykes.
Women with mullets had the nerve to pick on you? And they had MULLETS? There is something desperately wrong with that.
Not all women are like that. *pets your mullet-wearing-lesbian-bully-fearing self*
Of course, now that I've been married to a boy for years, it's impossible to convince girls that I am actually attracted to girls--apparently, I nullified that by getting boy germs on me.
I believe you, but I'm sorta on the fringe of the queer community myself. Bisexuality ain't a cakewalk, that's for sure. And people think it's "trendy"... *rolls eyes* Fuck that noise! It's damn hard - boys think you're just pretending to dig the chicks to try to spice yourself up or to entertain him, and girls think you're contaminated.
Re: Very stupid questions off the top of my head
Date: 2004-04-16 12:06 am (UTC)Women with mullets had the nerve to pick on you? And they had MULLETS? There is something desperately wrong with that.
Not all women are like that. *pets your mullet-wearing-lesbian-bully-fearing self*
Of course, now that I've been married to a boy for years, it's impossible to convince girls that I am actually attracted to girls--apparently, I nullified that by getting boy germs on me.
I believe you, but I'm sorta on the fringe of the queer community myself. Bisexuality ain't a cakewalk, that's for sure. And people think it's "trendy"... *rolls eyes* Fuck that noise! It's damn hard - boys think you're just pretending to dig the chicks to try to spice yourself up or to entertain him, and girls think you're contaminated.