Why, yes, you may. Because animals? They cry out for my love. Humans? Not so much.

I have never been able to baby-talk to an actual baby. I find it profoundly embarrassing. Humiliating, even. For both me and the baby, actually.

But I have special songs I sing to my pets, and cutesy names and...god. I'll just save it all for a hideously saccharine pet post tomorrow after I pick up the new kids.