Whenever Riley and Buffy get it on, I can't help thinking that it's fake, since he's obviously a Ken doll and only has a damn useless bump.

Hee! Atkins for cats! Our dog is lazy, very nervous, and doesn't know how to play with people (it frightens him). I want to get him a dog friend to play with to get some exercise, and the vet agrees that would work well, which makes Mr. Glove feel ganged up on...ha! I will have the most pets of anyone!!