If I could find some gay tentatcle cartoon porn, that would be so cool, but right now I just want to get ANYTHING.

As the to technical aspects, do you know Kazaa? It's a more private version of that kind of downloading. But I had to pay a few dollars for a service so that the person with the files can share them with me using that service...and the stupid service isn't acknowledging my payment.

Except I just now finally got an email from a human. We'll see how this goes...