I like arguing with people that you are, in fact, a girl as well. I like Jed, I think it suits you. Of course, I haven't met you off-line.

Like slipping into a velvet glove [ie anal sex euphimism in some story]. I still can't stop snickering anymore when I see your username. Of course, due to the sheer amt of this stuff I've read I tend to snicker at chairs. Damn porn. Fax machines make me think of sex.