Ahhhhhh! That is the coolest thing! You even gave them purple and green pills! *chokes* Thank you so, so much! *muchly amused*

And--Front Page came with my Windows XP package. I did not know how to use it, so I just--toyed. A lot. Am still toying, actually, and feeling vaguely impressed with myself that I actually *have* a fiction page, and generally ignoring such mundane things as aesthetics at this point. I have never tried Dreamweaver but I would definitely be game (especially if it dumbs things down for the technically....inept people like yours truly).

Hint, hint. *cough*