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oiran ([personal profile] oiran) wrote2004-04-28 01:10 pm

play with me

A round of ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies...

Seen everywhere, but most recently in [livejournal.com profile] tynantblue0162's journal*: Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Or, you know, a real memory would be okay, too. It would be interesting to see which looked more improbable, the real or the imagined.

Or, as seen in [livejournal.com profile] rivier's journal: Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.

Fun. You play, and I'll play back. Make stuff up. Or not.

* where we are continuing to fight about what to name the kids

[identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
All I can say about the dolphins is: Dude, animals love me, whether real or stuffed. I'm like the woman in that story that Jenny on The L Word was writing, who spoke the language of the manatees, except they were filming beluga whales for the scene where Jenny's, like, communing with them in the aquarium. Except she's totally not. Those beluga whales didn't like her--I could tell. They wanted to kick her fucking ass.

As for getting kicked out, I don't want to go back there anyway. Sea World can't reject me if I reject it first.

Well, now that I've come out of the closet as a plush lover with SPH* and SPA* lovers (because I'm biplushual), I thought it was only right to "out" Lex, too. Because, as a foremost writer of Lex (one might say I am Lex, I think), I do believe I know his kinks more intimately than some of those other "writers" might. And who doesn't love waffles? You put a bunch of butter and syrup on them, and they just glide.

The choice of Jonathan was controversial, perhaps. I capitulated to the powerful Jonathan lobby in fandom because they bought me ice cream and the Lionel people didn't do shit.

* Strategically Placed HOLE and Strategically Placed APPENDAGE

[identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com 2004-04-28 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
They wanted to kick her fucking ass.

Yeah, them, me, everyone on earth.

Well, Lionel's minions normally don't do much, they figure they can slide by on threats.

I'd joke about Lex, but right now, I'm too OMC!poor poor Lex to do so.