scissors and pills

You're silly. You know this already. I never, ever brush it unless I'm going out somewhere that it really matters (to me) that I be pretty. Laziness: I let it air dry and I finger-comb it like a monkey. And then I make burlesque costumes in exchange for otherwise unaffordable cut-and-color treatment.

I suggested to Kicky today that we work over the summer toward making my hair look just like Heather Locklear's...and I realized that I was only partly joking.