I wanted to go walking at dusk, bat time, tonight, but I scrubbed the bathtub instead because there's a serial rapist in my neighborhood and for the first time in my life I thought twice about going out alone after dark. I mean, I'm sure it's safe, he's breaking into houses, not attacking people on the street and I'm not one to live in fear, but I think I'll stick with the am walks.

No, you're pretty.