Mr. Glove & red velvet cake / where did she go?

Mr. Glove: It's his birthday today. Whether he's misterglove or tubenerd, he's still four years older than me. Actually, until my birthday next month, he's five years older than me. He's been feeling old lately, so now I'm just rubbing it in. Well, at least he's got a hot wife.

she wore blue red velvet:So, I am going to make him a cake, and I got the idea it ought to be red velvet cake, and now I need a recipe. I'm looking online, but if anyone has a red velvet cake recipe they know will turn out delicious (providing I do it correctly), I'd appreciate it very much it if you'd share. I am capable of baking pretty well, actually, but I'm still expecting unnecessary delays, missing ingredients, and inaccurate measurements to mark the occasion.

where did she go? fromward. Where is she? Everything okay?