It means you're a grown up when you're excited about new appliances! Congrats, you get another stamp on your grown up validation card!!

I, for one, am excited about you going to the holiday party. I think you should buy the sequins coat if it speaks to you. Impractical is awesome and one fantastic benefit to being child-free (you can't say, 'I shoulda put that money in a college account'). I vote yes!

I also vote that you post again tomorrow so I can reply to you. I will use a lot of exclamation points in an attempt to penetrate you with my love and joy.

See?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did it work?