The delivery time I was given for my new appliances was somewhere between 2:30 and 6:30 and it's now 3:00 and WHERE IS MY WASHER AND DRYER??? I'VE GOT LAUNDERATING TO DO! So, yeah, I'm more grown-up yet somehow being really childish about it.

Provided that the jacket would even fit me, being child-free yet child-adjacent means that someday C. could end up with a cool sequin jacket from Auntie Jed.

LOL on the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!