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I want to beat my head on a rock.

No, wait.

I want to beat your head on a rock.

No, that's not right either.

I want all living creatures vying to entertain me while I sit here passively and consume the choicest bits.

Yes, that's it. That's exactly right.

Date: 2004-01-05 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiderine.livejournal.com
Sounds good. Pass the popcorn?

Date: 2004-01-05 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
Yay! Come sit next to me! We'll pass judgment! Vie, creatures! Vie!

Date: 2004-01-05 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com
You're the coolest girl ever. Let's get married.

Date: 2004-01-05 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
Fine by me.

You do know that I'm not a virgin though, right?

Date: 2004-01-05 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com
You better come with a great dowry then!

Date: 2004-01-05 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
I have lots of shoes, albeit too big for you. Also art supplies. And Barbie dolls.

Date: 2004-01-05 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com
I love art supplies and Barbies. Particularly when mixed together.

Date: 2004-01-05 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
The scribbling application of pubic hair onto Barbie's seamless pudenda via ballpoint pen is the closest our culture comes to a coming of age rite.

Well, that's debatable, I suppose, but I still remember doing it as Something Important.

Those are some alluring vintage armpits, btw.

Date: 2004-01-07 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com
I was thinking more of making new Barbies. Like a set of Jacyn & Jed runaway edition Barbies, or goth Barbie, or toothless whore Barbie.

Date: 2004-01-05 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justblue0162.livejournal.com
*does silly dance*

I put my copy of People with happy-guitarist!MR face down on top of my copy of YM with hat-wearing!TW, so it's like they're kissing.

That's what passes for entertainment in my house.

If that doesn't work for you, have a piece of the fic I can't seem to finish to save my life...

---
Lex stands motionless at the top of the stairs and blinks again. He watches as Clark bites his lip and slides sideways, buttons popping open as he goes. Boxers next, he thinks, but no, Clark just flattens his palm over the straining cotton and rubs. His other hand disappears up under the tight white t-shirt, and Lex's fingers squeeze together inside his coat pocket.

He should really say something. It isn't fair to Clark, watching like this. He should just leave.

He wills his feet to turn, wincing at the sharp sting of his own teeth on his lip as Clark's hips rock up and a low moan finds its way to his ears.

"Lex... god, Lex..." And the boxers are gone, finally, and Clark wastes no time. Lex recognizes the rolling tilt of the hips, that circular pattern of shallow thrusts. He knows that rhythm, he's felt it against his body and under his own hand.
---

Not exactly entertaining, so please, throw rotten vegetables or something.

Date: 2004-01-05 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
Uhnhhhhhh. Wha? Where's the rest? I'm only throwing rotten vegetables if that's something that you especially like, which I seriously doubt.

Give. Me. More. I am a gaping, ravenous maw that needs to be stuffed with LOVE and also porn.

Date: 2004-01-05 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justblue0162.livejournal.com
ummmm. There isn't much more to that story that isn't boring exposition. Can I interest you in a random PWP that I should never have started in the first place?

---
He's wanted this since the beginning.

Well, almost. The beginning was all shock and groaning metal, panic and the sick creaking of thin bones under his hands.

The second beginning, then. The one that started with a foil and ended with destiny. He watched Lex's hand stroke over the curve of his scalp, glared at the towel that broke the line of his neck. Later that night when his hand slipped under the sheets, he imagined peeling the towel away. He pictured the skin beneath, sweaty and smooth and more naked than anything he'd ever seen, and that was all it took.

He still uses that vision sometimes, when Lex is out of reach, when other fevered memories keep fading pale behind his eyelids.

He's keeping his eyes open for this. Looks down the length of his body, down to where elegant fingers circle the base of his cock, gleaming with lube. A soft squeeze, a twist and a glide, and his cock is slick all the way to the head. The hand disappears, but he can't look higher. Not yet.
---

Date: 2004-01-05 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
You'd better be writing something for my Aimee Mann challenge thing. You'd just better.

I think I probably look just as dirty as I really am, but you are a deceptive little person, aren't you?

Date: 2004-01-05 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justblue0162.livejournal.com
You'd better be writing something for my Aimee Mann challenge thing.
Ergh. Only if you're prepared to wait a very, very long time for it. I still haven't finished Rhi's Summer Fun Challenge. I suck. Also... I'm not familiar with Aimee Mann's music. This might work better if you assign me a song. But only if you don't mind waiting. Seriously. I *suck*. I've only ever finished one challenge story, and that was more an abberation than anything.

I think I probably look just as dirty as I really am
You really do. It's delightful.

but you are a deceptive little person, aren't you?
What, you mean I don't look like someone who walks around with cock on the brain? Damn. I need to work on that.

Date: 2004-01-05 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timian.livejournal.com
Well, we look at my Alice Krige icon together.

<--ogles

I realize it's not much, lol.

Date: 2004-01-05 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
I look more and more like her every day. No, really.

Date: 2004-01-05 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timian.livejournal.com
What? Are you saying that to hurt me? You are, aren't you? I realize I'm gay, and this confuses even me, but we so need to run away together. Like, yesterday. Just, you know, pencil me in.

Date: 2004-01-05 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pun.livejournal.com
LOL! I only wish I were clever enough to have made this post. Sadly, I am not that clever. I'm not even interesting enough to entertain you. All I can do is use my most entertaining icon.

Date: 2004-01-05 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetglove.livejournal.com
Modesty sock! It looks humongous, even compressed into a gauzy tube. And if that isn't TW, he's good enough and has really pretty legs (in addition to the rest). I am entertained. You are a fine creature.

Date: 2004-01-05 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allpurposegirl.livejournal.com
I could have entertained you but I dont think the Mister would have liked that very much but you would have,lol.

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