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[oiran]

Dear Anonymous Christian Fucktard:

I know I'm going to hell for reading and writing the gay porn. I know that the fact that I have kissed girls with enthusiasm and passion damns me for all eternity. But I'm okay with that, because me and all my gay-porn-watching friends are going to have an eternal slumber party where we wear babydoll nightgowns, braid each other's hair, and watch endless loops of choice Bel Ami pornography in between the torment sessions.

You, however, seem to be some sort of torture perv, and I think that's actually infinitely worse. Please stop posting the bloody Jesus to my journal.

Thank you.

Comments

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jed, do share the comments! Perhaps they will inspire some of us to renounce our evil ways *wink*!

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[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's just a slew of those stupid Mel Gibson Jesus-Torture spam posts. Which are very ugly and bloody. It's like Hellraiser on a cross. I am of the opinion that I am being spammed because of my wicked ways.