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[oiran]

Dear Anonymous Christian Fucktard:

I know I'm going to hell for reading and writing the gay porn. I know that the fact that I have kissed girls with enthusiasm and passion damns me for all eternity. But I'm okay with that, because me and all my gay-porn-watching friends are going to have an eternal slumber party where we wear babydoll nightgowns, braid each other's hair, and watch endless loops of choice Bel Ami pornography in between the torment sessions.

You, however, seem to be some sort of torture perv, and I think that's actually infinitely worse. Please stop posting the bloody Jesus to my journal.

Thank you.

Comments

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jed, do share the comments! Perhaps they will inspire some of us to renounce our evil ways *wink*!

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[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's just a slew of those stupid Mel Gibson Jesus-Torture spam posts. Which are very ugly and bloody. It's like Hellraiser on a cross. I am of the opinion that I am being spammed because of my wicked ways.

[ishtar79.livejournal.com]

Your hell sounds like fun.

Does reading and enjoying gay porn guarantee an entry?

*wants to be damned*

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[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Damn you!

hehehe

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Oooh slumber parties!!!! I prefer to have a redn and black nightie,tks. Oh and I wanna wear a blond wig too!


Why do people feel the need to push their views on other ppl? We had to get dogtags at work and my husband asked for his religious preference as Pagan. They got all nasty and what not and told him that he should practice being a Christian because he was going to hell and that anyone who put "non-demon" on theirs was surely demonic because omg the word "demon" is there.

Asshats....all of them!!

::hugs::

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

...anyone who put "non-demon" on theirs was surely demonic because omg the word "demon" is there.

Not only were they sinners for disobeying the commandment about loving other people, but they were crappy spellers, I see! (Non-denom-inational, y'know?) ;)

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah we pointed that out looking at other people's dogtags once we got them,LOL.

[ilexa.livejournal.com]

You bring the vibes, I'll bring the Bel Ami.

Hey, I grew up in the heart of Southern Baptist Texas. I was consigned to hell loooooong ago. Apparently for the heinous sin of contemplating catholicism and defending my gay best friend. So I'm spending the rest of my life making sure I earn my ticket to hell.

[echoskeleton.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that I've been damned to hell ever since I used to try and break at least two commandments per day back in middle school. *g*

And, ugh, fundie trolls. They give me hives, and I'm really sorry that you had to deal with this kind of shit. People like that are one of the reason's I'm (mostly) an atheist.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

SLUMBER PARTYYYYYYYYY!

I do kick-ass hair. *Kick-ass* I say.

[terpsichoreslyr.livejournal.com]

OOoohhh. Can we do makeup too? I have tons. And Bel Ami!!! Lukas! Ion! Lukas/Ion ::slurp::

[calliope1975.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. My friends and I already have a condo Melrose Place-type community set up in Hell. Really. What's so bad about hell? Everyone assumes it's such a bad place, but what if you get to indulge in all the "sinful" things - drinking, sex, porn, chocolate.

[rayaluna.livejournal.com]

At Unity the other night, a club in the village, they were playing European Bel Ami on the monitors. It had subtitles. When I walked by, right before a guy put his dick in the other ones ass, it said "scream if you like this."

*mopes brow*

[ryma36rpm.livejournal.com]

Mmm, that sounds supicious. Personally, I think the ACF is just using this as a excuse to read your porny goodness. As in 'Oh, I must go by that LJ and read *all* her fics, again, to see if she has changed her ways. No? Well, I'll read them again tomorrow, strictly in the interests of Gay Porn Prevention, of course.'

Must they use Jesus as a conduit for their own ideas? Seriously, it's giving him a bad reputation!