but I don't want to get dressed

[oiran]

Will someone bring me a quad short Americano and a blue toner cartridge? Pretty please?

Fine then. Be that way. You're all mean and withholding, and our relationship is apparently based on lies. Bitches.

See, Dana? If I were a real BNF, someone would do it.

Comments

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

Checked with the muses, who say all they can deliver is your favorite song on the radio and a porn scene visualized to order. Sorry! :)

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, those are good things, too ;)

And I sucked it up, got dressed, and got my own coffee. Go, me!