but I don't want to get dressed

[oiran]

Will someone bring me a quad short Americano and a blue toner cartridge? Pretty please?

Fine then. Be that way. You're all mean and withholding, and our relationship is apparently based on lies. Bitches.

See, Dana? If I were a real BNF, someone would do it.

Comments

[lexcorp-hope.livejournal.com]

Sad thing is, I'd get you the Americano, but after hitting Google, there doesn't seem to be a way to get you a good one when you're in one state, and I'm in another!

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, I appreciate the offer. And maybe one of these days I can take the ~6 hour drive and bring you one instead ;)

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

Checked with the muses, who say all they can deliver is your favorite song on the radio and a porn scene visualized to order. Sorry! :)

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, those are good things, too ;)

And I sucked it up, got dressed, and got my own coffee. Go, me!

[perclexed.livejournal.com]

I can't do that, but check my latest post? :) And finally someone else who'll drink a quad americano!!!

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

EEEEEE! Mikey! In heavy padding! His arms look so much bigger than when I was there and saw him... You got some really good shots. I'm wondering who those girls are who are down in the pit getting hugs.

And I have no dates yet, but I've decided to come sleep on Jacyn's couch, and we can go get REAL coffee (none if this sissy latte stuff) together ;)

[perclexed.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliments on the photos! They weren't nearly as magnificent looking at them on Jacyn's computer when I first got the disk. Of course, dork!perclexed didn't realize they were at like 25% or 50% size when viewing them initially. I am an idiot sometimes, and proud of it, dammit!

The girls were in front of me and I think someone asked if they could get a pic with him. If I'd been brave I could've gotten one too, but I think I look like a troll and hate photos of my big fat self. So I didn't. But there were quite a few people who did, and I thought it was cool that he posed for so many.

And yay! When (not if, dammit) you come up we're definitely getting real coffee. Darn tootin'!

[twigged.livejournal.com]

Look at all these people trying to appease your wrath!!!

*is sickened*

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

I will throw a marabou-trimmed mule at them and clunk them in the head(s). Or something. I want to be Gloria Swanson when I'm old(er)--I think that goes pretty well with the housebound porn-writer thing.

Are you getting tons of hits?

[twigged.livejournal.com]

I've had 366 hits, which seems like quite a few, but I don't really have a basis for comparison. :)

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

I think 4 of them are me. I had 30 hits my first day and I was thrilled about that ;) You're on the road to FIC DOMINATION!!!!!!

[twigged.livejournal.com]

LOL! It's probably all the HP people I've friended going, who the fuck is this freaky chic?!

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

A who what? Is that booze or coffee?

Well, anyway, um, in Texas. In South Texas, so can't help you. Even though Nashville is on my list of places to go someday (for the Parthenon, not the country music, btw -- I get plenty of the latter 'round these parts).

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Heh. It's coffee. It's muddy, black coffee. I seem to have a dependency.

Where in Texas? And as far as country music here...you can hear it, sure, but there's actually a really good scene for non-radio-crap music of all types. I must confess, I've never been inside the Parthenon. It's just kind of...there. And they've been restoring it for years now. They might be finished, but for at least three years it had scaffolding all around it.