play with me

[oiran]

A round of ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies...

Seen everywhere, but most recently in tynantblue0162's journal*: Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Or, you know, a real memory would be okay, too. It would be interesting to see which looked more improbable, the real or the imagined.

Or, as seen in rivier's journal: Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.

Fun. You play, and I'll play back. Make stuff up. Or not.

* where we are continuing to fight about what to name the kids

Comments

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

I'm in a quandary. See, I really h8 that fic you wrote where Lex has thick red body hair all over his legs and balls and back and stomach. It's SO OBVIOUS that Lex is hairless. In fact, I know this to be true because there is a deleted scene from S1 where Victoria talks about Lex's hairless balls. Just because you LOVE the idea of Lex all hairy doesn't mean you should force the rest of us to read such filth. You SUCK!

OTOH, I *heart* *heart* *heart* that story where Lex and Clark get married and have that surrogate baby with Lana and Chloe (who are also married). You know, the one where you went into such loving detail about their beautiful commitment ceremony where Jonathan gave Lex away because Lionel was dead, and they wore matching pearl grey suits, and were wed before all their friends under a bower of orchids *sigh*. And Lex took Clark's name because he's girlish like that. He so IS! And their baby OMG it is so cute and realistic with its precocious yet adorably lisping speech patterns! I especially love the episode you wrote where Lana and Chloe came to dinner with Lex and Clark and they had roast duckling and talked about how well the Talon was going. *sigh*

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows Lex is covered with ruddy fur redolent of manly musk underneath his clothing. Everyone. You foreigners should just watch your own shows and leave us alone. Go USA!!!!!!

However, I am always happy to hear praise, so thank you for your kind words about Love at the End of the Rainbow. Did you like the part where Lex coyly pulled up his pantleg at the reception so that Clark could remove his lavender garter? I thought I really got to the essence of Lex with that scene. Well, the essence of Lex would, naturally, be Drakkar Noir, but the other kind of essence, I mean.

Their iddle widdle girlikins, Miss Madysen Kent, is my favorite OC I've ever written. She's exactly the kind of child I think everyone wants to see in fic, dominating every scene and spouting precocious bits of wisdom while prancing about in rainbow-colored organic cotton outfits from Baby Gap.

Don't tell anyone, but there's going to be a sequel where it turns out that duckling was one of the ducks from Tony Soprano's S1 swimming pool, and so the Talon gets blown up by the mob. I thought I could somehow make that a gay-bashing storyline. What do you think?

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, the garter was priceless. Especially Martha's bashful expression as she watched and realised her boy was about to stick his velvet rod into Lex's nethers soon. BUt I liked best the bit afterwards where they lost their virginity to each other on a bed scattered with lavender and red rose petals, while talking about how great it is that gay marriage is legal. I like how you skilfully wove in the political dimension.

I don't know if I can deal with the drama of the Sopranos crossover! Nobody would get hurt, would they? That would be terrible!

I would much prefer a world where there is no gay bashing ever.

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

BUt I liked best the bit afterwards where they lost their virginity to each other on a bed scattered with lavender and red rose petals, while talking about how great it is that gay marriage is legal.

It makes me so crazy when people write Lex as this sexually experienced monster. I know he got married twice, but the first one was annulled (so therefore there was no consummation, right?) and the second one ended midair and fully clothed so, obviously, there was no sex that time, either. Clark is Lex's True Love, and I know they were both glad they waited until it was legal and MORAL to ass-fuck each other senseless. As a devout Christian, I feel it's vital for me to set an example for young people with my fanfiction. It is my dream that my Bible story with Lex as Mary Magdalene/John (Jesus' favorite) and Clark as Christ might one day be used as a Sunday school text. I think the young people would really relate to the pop culture references.

I would much prefer a world where there is no gay bashing ever.


Well, I prefer a world without gay bashing, either. Which is why after the Mob blows up the Talon, Clark and Lex meet with Tony Soprano and Johnny Sack and convince them to settle their differences and help stop gay bashing--by force, if necessary. And Martha makes pies for everyone and trades recipes with Carmela. And Lex gets fake nails and bling just like Adrianna.