play with me

[oiran]

A round of ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies...

Seen everywhere, but most recently in tynantblue0162's journal*: Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Or, you know, a real memory would be okay, too. It would be interesting to see which looked more improbable, the real or the imagined.

Or, as seen in rivier's journal: Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.

Fun. You play, and I'll play back. Make stuff up. Or not.

* where we are continuing to fight about what to name the kids

Comments

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

BUt I liked best the bit afterwards where they lost their virginity to each other on a bed scattered with lavender and red rose petals, while talking about how great it is that gay marriage is legal.

It makes me so crazy when people write Lex as this sexually experienced monster. I know he got married twice, but the first one was annulled (so therefore there was no consummation, right?) and the second one ended midair and fully clothed so, obviously, there was no sex that time, either. Clark is Lex's True Love, and I know they were both glad they waited until it was legal and MORAL to ass-fuck each other senseless. As a devout Christian, I feel it's vital for me to set an example for young people with my fanfiction. It is my dream that my Bible story with Lex as Mary Magdalene/John (Jesus' favorite) and Clark as Christ might one day be used as a Sunday school text. I think the young people would really relate to the pop culture references.

I would much prefer a world where there is no gay bashing ever.


Well, I prefer a world without gay bashing, either. Which is why after the Mob blows up the Talon, Clark and Lex meet with Tony Soprano and Johnny Sack and convince them to settle their differences and help stop gay bashing--by force, if necessary. And Martha makes pies for everyone and trades recipes with Carmela. And Lex gets fake nails and bling just like Adrianna.