more Neverending Stories
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oiranI'm all keyed up and can't sleep. Yet. So, more Neverending Stories, AKA WiP meme
Hard Core Logo story
Mary the Fan: I'm a teenaged girl! This is backstory!
Joe Dick: *spits*
Billy Tallent: *smokes*
Author: So, fuck already.
Billy Tallent: *licks knife*
Author: Oh yeah...that's what I'm talking about!
Jacyn's birthday story
Clark: Ow!
Lex: Take that!
Clark: No, really, that hurts.
Lex: It hurts me more than it hurts you.
Clark: I seriously doubt it.
Lex: That was wrong of me. Let me make it up to you with heaping curds of schmoop.
Clark: Yay!
Birds: Tweet, tweet! *weave ribbons of Disneyesque love around the CLex heads*
Brandi and Adina story
Author: Yay! Multiple Rosenbaums!!!
Brandi: Please. You're out of control.
Adina: This is going too far.
Author: You're like identical cousins! This is the funnest idea evah!!!!
Adina: Why do I always have to be the ugly one?
Author: You're like a cross-dressing Laverne & Shirley!
Brandi: I get the first blowjob!
Chloe-is-Lois story
Canon: *hints* What if Chloe is really Lois?
Author: Yay!
*months later*
Author: I got nothin'.
Firefly story:
Inara: I'm a beautiful, exotic whority-whore-whore.
Mal: Whore.
Inara: Don't call me a whore.
Mal: Won't happen again.
Inara: Good. Let me tell you all about my Academy training for no plausible reason.
Mal: I'm listening.
Inara: Wait, did I ask you to come into my shuttle? Or did you just barge in like usual?
River: The HAIR!!!! *stabs and runs*
Hard Core Logo story
Mary the Fan: I'm a teenaged girl! This is backstory!
Joe Dick: *spits*
Billy Tallent: *smokes*
Author: So, fuck already.
Billy Tallent: *licks knife*
Author: Oh yeah...that's what I'm talking about!
Jacyn's birthday story
Clark: Ow!
Lex: Take that!
Clark: No, really, that hurts.
Lex: It hurts me more than it hurts you.
Clark: I seriously doubt it.
Lex: That was wrong of me. Let me make it up to you with heaping curds of schmoop.
Clark: Yay!
Birds: Tweet, tweet! *weave ribbons of Disneyesque love around the CLex heads*
Brandi and Adina story
Author: Yay! Multiple Rosenbaums!!!
Brandi: Please. You're out of control.
Adina: This is going too far.
Author: You're like identical cousins! This is the funnest idea evah!!!!
Adina: Why do I always have to be the ugly one?
Author: You're like a cross-dressing Laverne & Shirley!
Brandi: I get the first blowjob!
Chloe-is-Lois story
Canon: *hints* What if Chloe is really Lois?
Author: Yay!
*months later*
Author: I got nothin'.
Firefly story:
Inara: I'm a beautiful, exotic whority-whore-whore.
Mal: Whore.
Inara: Don't call me a whore.
Mal: Won't happen again.
Inara: Good. Let me tell you all about my Academy training for no plausible reason.
Mal: I'm listening.
Inara: Wait, did I ask you to come into my shuttle? Or did you just barge in like usual?
River: The HAIR!!!! *stabs and runs*
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Date: 2004-05-11 09:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-11 09:44 am (UTC)Oh bugger it. Or not. Am in post-fic blahs. Shall go have beer.
(But i totally second the jacyn squees on her bday fic. YUM)
AND when in NuYawk? Soon? Jesus, I'm *green*, and that's not even from the beer bottle mushed against my cheek.
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Date: 2004-05-11 09:45 am (UTC)* which is not me actually calling you a monkey, but rather an imitation of Nathan Fillion saying "Dance, monkey!" in reference to Joss Whedon on one of the cast interviews...