hubris and grandiosity at its saddest

[oiran]

I don't care what that weather bitch on TV says, there is not going to be a tornado in my neighborhood. I don't have time for that. I will not be able to cope. So it's not going to happen.

I, um, command it.

Meet you in the basement.

Comments

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Oy! Let me know that all is okay, okay?

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

I am not dead! My house is still standing! Tornados all passed south of us.

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Yay! You're safe!

[jetis.livejournal.com]

You too? I just got back from surveying the damage to my neighborhood. We had two tornadoes touch down here.

I hope you're okay.

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Well, now I feel like a total wimp, as apparently all the "rotational winds" veered south of us, so everything here is fine. Two? In your neighborhood? Gah. I'm glad you're okay.

[twigged.livejournal.com]

Yikes. Everything okay? Email!!

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Despite the incredible amounts of rain, lightning, thunder and creepy moaning noises, the actual tornado(s) passed south of us after all. I'm saying "YAY!" hesitantly, as I haven't read news reports yet.

So, yes: everything's okay.

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

Now you really have to send me email so I know you're ok.

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

It's not email, but I am okay. The "rotational winds" went south of us. I am not dead! My house is fine! The ground is really wet. I need to repaint my toenails! Yes, that's a related issue!

You are a good girl.