pets / love-hate / blonde

[oiran]

An evening spent looking at various resources for pretty boy pix has skewed my world once again. Every time I go trawling for pictures in earnest, I come away wondering how there is even room on the planet's surface for less-than-perfectly-gorgeous people (such as myself and pretty much everyone I've ever known), such is the abundance of ideal specimens. Boys and girls whose beauty is so insistent and seemingly effortless that my eyeballs ache. Gah. What I'm feeling isn't really jealousy (this time)--see, it appears that there are so many of these idealized creatures that I should be able to have an ample share of them. We could clear out a spot in the basement for them to put down their sleeping bags. We feed all of our other pets organic food, so I'd do the same for a harem. And I'd take good care of them and brush their hair every day.

I didn't find what I was looking for, but I found lots of other things. A new shot of "my" model boy in a pink floral cowboy shirt can't help but remind me of the insistent searches for "shirtless tied-up cowboys" that lead to my website.

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Per sandram, the SV thread is starting on the hate comm. She's trying to get a love post off the ground here if you'd like to contribute to fandom positivity.

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I'm actually leaving my house, and I may come back blonde. Blonder. We'll see.

Comments

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

Apparently according to one commenter (commentor?) in the the f_h comm, you're now a bnf. Say something opinionated so that I can watch your army of minions at work.

Unless I am one of your army of minions . . . :is confused:

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

I wish that person had said what I did. If it was something that was actually mean, I'd apologize. But it's probably not, if it's like most fannish dislikes/disagreements.

Isn't just the fact that I have opinions supposed to therefore force other people to adopt them or go into hiding?

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

Dude! You were cited on the Hate thread as someone with minions!! And powah! One who uses her powah for ill!! I'm so jealous!! ANd if you have minions, why was I not invited? Who are we defriending next??

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Minions! POWAAAAAAH!!!!! Ill-used powah!

The reason you weren't invited is because you're the one we're all going to defriend. I'm sorry you had to find out this way--it would have been so much cooler if it just came as a sort of stealth ego blow...

[misterglove.livejournal.com]

Dude. You are so blonde.

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

Blond. You are so dude.