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Adult Baby/Diaper Lovers of Montreal

And here, a clumsy translation courtesy of babelfish re: the childish adventures awaiting the Adult Baby, completely with fully-clothed-yet-totally-disturbing visuals.

Not sure if this is more or less disturbing than straight-pin porn, or the site that tells how to create artificial genitalia for your most alluring plushies, but it certainly ranks high.

Date: 2006-11-03 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logovo.livejournal.com
I think it wins. No, really, not being a baby person myself this goes beyond the plushie stuff and straight-pins.

*hides*

Date: 2006-11-03 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oiran.livejournal.com
I rather enjoy the cheerful tone, the helpful attitude, and the sort of reverse snickering re: the apparent recent influx of gawkers to their site, as they are clearly of the opinion that clicking through to gape in amazement is the truly odd behavior. It reminds me of an old gay S&M magazine I have, wherein helpful hints are given about the correct methods for inflating a scrotum with saline and what sort of stuff you can pack in your ass (Answer: if you can eat it, it can go in your ass. This apparently includes bars of soap.) Hardcore fetishists with social skills (and a sense of context) always seem like the nicest, most helpful people, though there's no guarantee they'd be just as willing to help you change a tire as they would a diaper.

Date: 2006-11-03 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logovo.livejournal.com
Reading your reply I had to smile, because I can tell myself I'm all cool about sex, (love, love that thing about ass safety) but show me a diaper and I run away screaming ;)

Date: 2006-11-03 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] olympia-m.livejournal.com
wasn't an Adult Baby/Diapers Lovers group depicted in one of the CSI eps? :) And they had custom-made furniture and all that.

But, I'm curious: can you post the link for the artificial genitalia for plushies? This, I have to see!!! Please?

Date: 2006-11-04 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oiran.livejournal.com
I've only seen part of one ep of CSI (I was eating, and they were scraping bits of ground-up human out of a pipe, necessitating a channel change on my part), but it pleases me greatly to think that the freakishly delightful and awful Adult Baby concept was introduced to a national audience.

I'll see if I still have the link, and if it still exists...it was some guy's incredibly creepy and oversharing how-to site with PICTURES of his spooged-on toys.

(later) I found what I was looking for right away, but some of the info wasn't there any more. I thought it was this guy who had the pictures, but despite the lack of illustrations, he's still got the oversharing. Don't know where the instructions and photos I've seen in the past went, unfortunately. I would imagine that someone's parents somewhere complained. Despite my enjoyment of this kind of spectacle, I stopped short of signing up for an "explicit" photo site because I don't want my name on a list of people who want to see strangers' matted and dingy sexed-up toys.

Oh my god. I just found a site that will sell me a big, red, silicone dog dick. And a big, black, silicone donkey dick. Okay, now even I'm squicked.

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