he done me wrong

[oiran]

In Mr. Glove's other life, the one where I am less central and perhaps more burdensome, he has many friends who know me only by some sort of "reputation." This strangely non-jedcentric version of the Mr. has his own LJ where he discusses things like Serious Art, punk rock, and being an electronics nerd. Today in this journal, not only did he hotlink my "hair" triptych photo that I posted yesterday, but the entry is f-locked and I can't even see what people are saying about me!!!!! I do know that he referred to me as a cult leader and pornographer, which I find immensely flattering, and I want to be able to invade his journal in order to Make Friends and Influence People (or argue with them), but I am barred from doing so.

He also spent about an hour today flirting with our mutal crush, Coffee Rachel, who was apparently looking very good. We refer to her as Coffee Rachel to distinguish her from the other fine examples of cherished Racheliana in our lives. Coffee Rachel is a writer and apparently wants someone who knows something of writing to read and help edit her work. Mr. Glove told me this somewhat reluctantly, as he could easily anticipate the "I am so in there!" gleam in my eye. I anticipate that we will go together to visit Coffee Rachel tomorrow, and that we will likely make fools of ourselves while trying to outdo each other in charm and smarm. I do have the editing edge, however. Mr. Glove is a bad speller and unclear on comma usage.

Comments

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Mr. Glove is a bad speller and unclear on comma usage.

Ahahahahaha! Oh, that just struck me as the most hilarious thing ever just now. Wow. *wipes tears*

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

:) If Coffee Rachel saw this, she'd never let me edit for her. Exactly who is unclear on comma usage?

[nematoddity.livejournal.com]

Missed the beautiful jed hair, apparently. I must go back in time to old entries.

Now I'm horribly tempted to bug Mr. Glove to be on his flist...but, we didn't seem to have that much (read, erm, anything, though I'm sure he's a fine fellow) in common the first time 'round... :)

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Heheheh. Mr. Glove is a mean man. Is he even willing to let you read the comments over his shoulder?

And, you know, look at this icon. Look at his hand. So big. Guh.

[twigged.livejournal.com]

Ha! Did you know he was posting your pics in advance, or did you figure it out from the hotlinking and confront him with it? *snerk*

Maybe you could just read the comments through his email?

Or jump on his computer while he's in the toilet?

[misterglove.livejournal.com]

spelling is, boreing.