dance bar / show bar
Sep. 26th, 2004 05:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Well, that was…unlike other nights I've spent outside of my house. I went to a kick-ass gay dance club, watched cute guys hook up, got hijacked by some girlie gay girls (whoo!) and ended up hanging out with strippers in what apparently passes for a classy strip club, tipping with another woman's money. And no one I met could get over the fact that I write porn. And the person I'm supposed to e-mail a fic link to? Her name is LANA. She's about the most anti-SV!Lana you can get without giving her a big penis, but that's her real name, apparently. And I tripped on broken cement and hurt my ankle again, requiring me to sit in my car and not-cry for a while before driving home, but otherwise I'm pretty much unscathed. Well, except my hair stinks of cigarettes. And I lost my chignon chopstick thing somewhere. But I did get to give a stripper someone else's dollar bills out of my cleavage, so that was all to the good.
This was probably all a mistake, but not a particularly grievous one. Oddly enough, as much as I enjoyed myself, I can see why Mr. Glove doesn't want to go to tittie bars. It's so much more fun to be there as a girl. The women on stage don't like the men in the audience. Period.
And, yes, if you're keeping track, this is at least a partially drunken post.
ETA: Oh, and apparently, you can drink all night if you bring your own booze. Also, tittie bars in TN are full frontal. And, um, backal. And everything in between. But I maintain that adult women should have some pubic hair, because otherwise it's creepy.
This was probably all a mistake, but not a particularly grievous one. Oddly enough, as much as I enjoyed myself, I can see why Mr. Glove doesn't want to go to tittie bars. It's so much more fun to be there as a girl. The women on stage don't like the men in the audience. Period.
And, yes, if you're keeping track, this is at least a partially drunken post.
ETA: Oh, and apparently, you can drink all night if you bring your own booze. Also, tittie bars in TN are full frontal. And, um, backal. And everything in between. But I maintain that adult women should have some pubic hair, because otherwise it's creepy.
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Date: 2004-09-26 07:04 am (UTC)I've never been to a tittie bar.
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Watching the men watching the women.
Date: 2004-09-26 10:22 am (UTC)Among other things, I think the dancers appreciate that female patrons are perhaps more interested in the whole package instead of just fixating on their crotches. It gets very sisterly - I ended up trying on one girl's 6-inch platform shoes (and promptly falling off of them).
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Date: 2004-09-26 07:58 am (UTC)Yes, yes, and yes! I'm not atracted to 11 year olds.
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:28 am (UTC)Of course, what I like about the whole strip club thing is the "seduction" part of the routines, not the naked-womanness of them. I have naked woman skills of my own, after all.
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Date: 2004-09-26 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 09:29 am (UTC)you have never been more right.
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 10:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 10:41 am (UTC)I'm super dehydrated, and I think I re-tore the ligament in my foot when I tripped. My dog was still sick when I got home, but he wasn't worse, and I felt...distracted, at any rate. You were home, but were you having a nice time?
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:42 am (UTC)