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[oiran]

Dear Anonymous Christian Fucktard:

I know I'm going to hell for reading and writing the gay porn. I know that the fact that I have kissed girls with enthusiasm and passion damns me for all eternity. But I'm okay with that, because me and all my gay-porn-watching friends are going to have an eternal slumber party where we wear babydoll nightgowns, braid each other's hair, and watch endless loops of choice Bel Ami pornography in between the torment sessions.

You, however, seem to be some sort of torture perv, and I think that's actually infinitely worse. Please stop posting the bloody Jesus to my journal.

Thank you.

Comments

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Oooh slumber parties!!!! I prefer to have a redn and black nightie,tks. Oh and I wanna wear a blond wig too!


Why do people feel the need to push their views on other ppl? We had to get dogtags at work and my husband asked for his religious preference as Pagan. They got all nasty and what not and told him that he should practice being a Christian because he was going to hell and that anyone who put "non-demon" on theirs was surely demonic because omg the word "demon" is there.

Asshats....all of them!!

::hugs::

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

...anyone who put "non-demon" on theirs was surely demonic because omg the word "demon" is there.

Not only were they sinners for disobeying the commandment about loving other people, but they were crappy spellers, I see! (Non-denom-inational, y'know?) ;)

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah we pointed that out looking at other people's dogtags once we got them,LOL.