but I don't want to get dressed

[oiran]

Will someone bring me a quad short Americano and a blue toner cartridge? Pretty please?

Fine then. Be that way. You're all mean and withholding, and our relationship is apparently based on lies. Bitches.

See, Dana? If I were a real BNF, someone would do it.

Comments

[twigged.livejournal.com]

I've had 366 hits, which seems like quite a few, but I don't really have a basis for comparison. :)

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

I think 4 of them are me. I had 30 hits my first day and I was thrilled about that ;) You're on the road to FIC DOMINATION!!!!!!

[twigged.livejournal.com]

LOL! It's probably all the HP people I've friended going, who the fuck is this freaky chic?!