missing pages / dream a little dream

[oiran]

So, has anyone actually seen the full October 2004 issue of W? You know, the one that has the mostly-naked and evening-undressed boys (oh, and some girls, too). Every single other issue of W ever published (usually featuring Gisele Bundchen and her tan, round boobies on the cover) has been available in quantity long after its cover month is past, but this one has yet to put in an appearance--and I've been looking. It does occur to me as I type this that it might be some Baptist thing, patrolling the media borders and keeping the 2-D deviants out of God's Country. Which is probably the same reason I can't find Sweet Action (though I'm apparently not missing much).

In related news, I've turned into a bitter, nasty, complainy monster. I took a nap but it did nothing except put sheet creases into the side of my face. Note to subconscious: I'm having my period. I don't need to dream about having my period. Thank you.

Comments

[velvetglove.livejournal.com]

That sounds like patent bullshit, doesn't it? They certainly aren't out of business. Considering that W is in the magazine business, they'd have to know that advertising the hell out of this feature would pump up demand, so hopefully they printed extra copies.

And it's not like they don't send me subscription invites every few months, and even the occasional free issue, so I'm unreasonably annoyed that they didn't send me this particularly copy as an inducement.

Oh, I'm really enjoying the crabby thing today, aren't I?